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one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
by fred ressler August 20, 2007
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MCSMICE

MCSMICE. Is an acronym for Masters of Ceremonies Mice. Many people simply call them "They," without thinking about who "they" are. "They," are a conspiratory group first referred to as the "military industrial complex," by Dwight Eisenhower. "They" are composed of the Military, Church, State, Media, Industrial, Crime (+ pseudo crime fighting) organizations; after all a supposed enemy is needed- (read Atlas Shruged), and Educational branches, and all of us who are forced to follow these mice-brained paternalistic war mongers. Hence the acronym MCSMICE. MCSMICE is the modern slave master. "They" print up worthless paper and ask us to have faith in it's value. It is a huge pyramid scam (ponzi scheme), we are forced to pass on to our children, (if there will still be children and a planet left). The only thing honest about it is they display this pyramid on the obverse side of their dollar bill. What "they," fail to show is that MCSMICE is all backed by WAR, and their supposed alternative "PEACE," which has lead to WAR more than any other concept. Heads "they" win, tails we loose. We have alternatives. Change the language and concepts we are limited by, and all the rest will follow.
Example. Ed said he was free because he was not in chains. Jean-Jacques Rousseau said "Man is born free yet is everywhere in chains." He also said taxation is worse than slavery. William Blake said, ( paraphrase), "Every is a visionary untill the MCSMICE remove that ability and replace it with dogmaticism and the one eyed sleep of Newton's single eye." He also said, "Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death."
by fred ressler November 11, 2008
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negative words

The universe it perfect. There is no meaning to any words, but some have less meaning than others. Please see the undictionary. The most meaningless are the negative words which not only have no reason for existence in this perfect universe, but are used to control people and make them feel inferior. Anything said using negative words could be said another way. There are also no positive words, as these are the opposite of negative words, and are used for the same reason, but in the opposite manner.
These are some examples of "negative words" that are pure power words used to control people. Inferior, wrong, stupid, bad, evil, sorry, crime, delinquent, dumb, foolish, grotesque, harm, fear, gastly, horrible, idiot, lame, mean, poor, queer, invalid, looser, malevolent, heinous, hideous.
by fred ressler September 24, 2008
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quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.
Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.
by fred ressler April 9, 2017
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communicate

To communicate is to express oneself to another, so that the recipient agrees, ACTS on the agreement and improves the universe. It doesn't mean to talk, or to say something and the hearer says yes or no. She/He/It must respond positively and do something to get us out of the cancerous cycle we are in. It is interesting to note that this is the first entry in the Urban Dictionary for this word. If there were any communication, the world would not be as it is. Anyone who has anything to communicate is executed, imprisoned, institutionalized, or marginalized. This is the system that keeps those in power to stay in power.
If you feel you have something to communicate please add to the definition; maybe we can escape the cave of plato, and the world can change.
Eddy said "lets organize a people's union to change the world." He was heard, three billion people joined and ended up working for six hours a year for a middle class existence.
Eddy said "lets organize a people's union to change the world." He was heard, three billion people joined and ended up working for six hours a year for a middle class existence. Eddy was the first person in twenty-four hundred years to communicate.
by fred ressler November 7, 2008
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SRM

SRM is an acronym for Stark Raving Mad. It's useful to use when confronted by SRM people, when one wishes to indicate their mental state to a friend, but not let the SRM person know what you are saying.
Eddy was buying shoes from a "nutcase" in a store and wanted to let his girlfriend know what he thought of the salesperson. He wispered to her "SRM," and she immediately knew what he was thinking; even though the salesperson had no idea.
by fred ressler November 1, 2006
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Pareidolia

Pareidolia is the phenomena of seeing faces/figures/forms in patterns; as opposed to where one normally sees faces/figures/forms (on animals including people/landscapes etc.)
Pareidolia is seeing what appears to the individual to be a representation of a face, figure, or form in the clouds, wood grain, marble, smoke, shadows, or any non-homogeneous area. It can also be an auditory phenomenon as in hearing white noise or a record played backward that sounds to the individual like words or a melody that isn't actually there.
by fred ressler September 19, 2008
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