142 definitions by frabrizio

pedophile

What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.

You pedophile!

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

Odie

Garfield's pet dog. Do not let your dog watch The Garfield Show or he/she will become braindead like Odie.

Odie is my favorite cartoon pet.

by frabrizio March 1, 2017

nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 10, 2016

nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.

Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!

by frabrizio September 10, 2016

Oh, great

This means the opposite of what it sounds like. It is used sarcastically.

Mother: You have to help me rake the leaves first.
Son: Oh, great.

by frabrizio December 7, 2016

tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.

Zookeeper: Time to be moved to a new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart*

by frabrizio January 11, 2018

tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is also used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.

Zookeeper: You're going to be moved to new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart* Mwahahaha

by frabrizio January 9, 2018