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I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
Get the plunger mug.A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
Get the dick control mug.The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Get the tapology mug.Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
by Dwayne March 2, 2005
Get the Linder mug.A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.
Also deceptors or child support payments.
This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.
The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
Also deceptors or child support payments.
This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.
The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
Get the Bitchassniggitis mug.The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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