dwayne's definitions

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

dojers

This is the correct pronunciation for most of the population of Los Angeles in regards to the hometown baseball team.

Here we go, dojers, here we go!

by DWayne September 20, 2014

top shelf

Hard to get EX

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.

by Dwayne July 2, 2004

Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.

a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"

by Dwayne July 1, 2006

stick shift

1. When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.

Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!

by Dwayne August 27, 2004

Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".

I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.

by Dwayne September 10, 2004

home girl

Very similar to "around the way girl". The cute, but not hot "hott" neighborhood(usually urban) girl that is very good to date/sleep with. She's usually a hoodrat but a low key one and she gets more respect because she's a pretty cool person. She's the girl you SHOULD be interested in marrying because she'd be good to you, but you never will because she wasn't the hottest girl you ever met.

Hey man, I heard you're hittin' it with Chanel now. She's my home girl man, treat her right.

by Dwayne September 12, 2004