dwayne's definitions

Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.

a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"

by Dwayne July 1, 2006

dick control

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

by dwayne May 13, 2004

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)

I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.

by Dwayne March 2, 2005

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004

bitcheswithchildrenitis

A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.

Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,

As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

Gastrophelia

The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.

See Gastropheliac

"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"

by dwayne May 12, 2004