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Killer King

1. King/Drew "hospital", that lost it's accredidation today. A really really really bad hospital, located in Compton/Watts/LosAngeles where the government sends people to die that doon't have health insurance. You go in with a broken pinky and leave dead.
1. Officer, this gang member that shot at you and you injured him in return fire, where should we send him? "Send that motherfucker to Killer King, they wll finish the job there".
by Dwayne February 2, 2005
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butt marks

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove
Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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freecalate

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

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Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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top shelf

shes top shelf , OR That is a top shelf item.
by Dwayne July 2, 2004
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quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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doo-do

Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.

Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".

Good for childish pranks and gags.
Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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