dwayne's definitions

freecalate

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.

Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

bitch nigga

A man who does something very punkish, who can't keep his mouth shut when he fucks up.

Did you hear that Kobe Bryant implicated Shaq for affairs when he got busted? What a bitch nigga!

by Dwayne October 2, 2004

Cream Soda

Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.

a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"

by Dwayne July 1, 2006

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

doo-do

Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.

Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".

Good for childish pranks and gags.

Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004