dw's definitions

Roadster

The sweet shinny blue thing sitting in my garage waiting for the snow to melt... and the dual purpose soft top serves as a kitty hammock during inclement weather.

"Oh no! The cats are on my car again!"

by dw February 18, 2005

skoth

someone who mixes the qualities of ska and goth (black and grey checker pattern)... if u want a skater goth its skath

tuck, that fedora and trenchcoat gives u a skoth appearance

by DW May 13, 2005

rhubarb

1. A plant with stalks that can only be eaten after being sweetened and cooked and often eaten with other things anyway. Many people have heard of it but never seen it before.

A rhubarb pie actually has more strawberries than rhubarbs.

by DW May 28, 2004

yodel

1. singing in a weird way

2. a chocolate twinkie

1. If you yodel, it will cause an avalanche.

2. Yodels are scrumptuous in lunches.

by DW May 30, 2004

Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

Good Effort Award

Award given to the person who is not really distinguished in any particular area. Synonymous with the "Good Sportsmanship Award," the "Keep up the Good Work Award," and the "Attitude Award." Used as a self esteem booster.

While little Jacquelyn received two first place ribbons in the 100-meter-dash and the swimming race, young Becky donned a "Good Effort" ribbon and a "Best Bubble Blower" ribbon. (NOTE: I, the writer of this definition, actually received a bubble-blowing ribbon. Best in my whole camp.)

by DW June 11, 2004

bumsmoke

bumsmoke is now at large in Australia avoiding work, the Old Bill and the IRA.

Although originally english and proud it's now thought his jingoism has followed him down under and is now heard to be shouting "FCUK ST GEORGE!" and "FCUK YOU POMS!"

bumsmoke: fcuk the OB and the IRA! YBS forever

by dw September 30, 2004