Definitions by dont touch me turkey

dim or dib 

when one asks someone if they would rather have a dick in their mouth or a dick in their butt

Hey! Peter, "would u rather have a dim or dib?"

dim or dib by dont touch me turkey March 1, 2015

little seizures 

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

little seizures by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015

sleep ogre 

an amazing sleep over where one tries to watch all the Shrek movies and prays to him before you go to sleep thanking him for the life that you have been given.

Hey jack are you ready for the sleep ogre this weekend

sleep ogre by dont touch me turkey November 20, 2014

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014