18 definitions by djslut

cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

fucking

A small town in Austria. No really, look it up on a map.
English-speaking visitors are routinely arrested for stealing the town's signs. See Windpassing

I had to drive all the way to Austria to see my Fucking friends.

by djslut September 22, 2005

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

westwood

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

by djslut September 20, 2005

jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split

"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"

by djslut September 20, 2005

peach pit

the clitoris, part of the female genitalia

As I went down on her, I tickled her peach pit with my tongue

by djslut September 21, 2005

pdrunk

punk and drunk. To get wasted on cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon and proceed to smash things and get into fights with other pdrunks

The skinheads were so pdrunk they all beat the crap out of each other while The Expolited's "Sex and Violence" blared on the Jukebox

by djslut September 20, 2005