146 definitions by dildo777
-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!
by dildo777 June 27, 2021
by dildo777 April 23, 2020
by dildo777 January 22, 2022
A dick in Russian criminal and teen slang. Literally means "hat" .
Jump on shlyapa = fuck with somebody
Jump on shlyapa = fuck with somebody
by dildo777 April 12, 2018
Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?
Doctor: apply it rectally
Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?
Doctor: apply it rectally
Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
by dildo777 November 10, 2017
Short scientific name for chemical substance, 1-(2″-hydroxyl cyclohexyl)-3′-aminopropyl-4-3′-aminopropylpiperazine (Pizda).
by dildo777 September 20, 2016
by dildo777 August 28, 2018