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A gimmicky American Idol ripoff singing competition show used to boost to sales of the hosts: Maroon 5, Gnarls Barkley, Christina Aguilera, and some gay country singer. Rumors have it their careers plummeted when Christina got stuck in a bottle, Ceelo was hit with depression when his girl left him, and Adam was hospitalized for liking to get beaten by his woman.
I haven't seen The Voice yet. What's it about?....You mean a singing competition based off of the sounds of their voices? REVOLUTIONARY!!!! MY GOD PUT IT ON
by diddy kong June 30, 2011
Get the The Voice mug.someone who gives incredible head
(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
(doesn't necessarily need to be a fine chic either, i mean some girls just have that cute brain face)
by diddy kong November 29, 2009
Get the incrheadible mug.(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"
-me on how I thought of the word
-me on how I thought of the word
by diddy kong November 21, 2009
Get the cum trapped mug.Similar to the freshman 15, the high 15 is the short amount of time someone gains fifteen pounds from the first few times of getting high. Achieved through the munchies.
I am currently suffering from a high 15. I have noticed that I am high (as I type this) and have been eating cake, lays chips, water, tab, pint of chocolate icecream...and it occured to me I might be showing symptoms of the incurable high 15.
Earlier when I went to send a text I realized my eyes couldn't look at the same spot at the same time and my left wrist feels really heavy when I don't look at the screen and so I do to correct my grammar so you can't see how high I am. But I actually have much better grammar and punctuation when I'm high because of it. I should also split this up because this is getting long. I also keep getting caught in the mirror for long periods of time. I hope no one thinks this is gay because it's as if I am just making it up to think high is cool etc and not even smoked but trust me I am buggin out right now. I tried to see if I could see an itch in the mirror earlier. Ok then that's long enough.
Earlier when I went to send a text I realized my eyes couldn't look at the same spot at the same time and my left wrist feels really heavy when I don't look at the screen and so I do to correct my grammar so you can't see how high I am. But I actually have much better grammar and punctuation when I'm high because of it. I should also split this up because this is getting long. I also keep getting caught in the mirror for long periods of time. I hope no one thinks this is gay because it's as if I am just making it up to think high is cool etc and not even smoked but trust me I am buggin out right now. I tried to see if I could see an itch in the mirror earlier. Ok then that's long enough.
by diddy kong December 10, 2011
Get the high 15 mug.when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
Get the decapitate mug.having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.
usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early
usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early
by diddy kong September 22, 2007
Get the sunday curse mug.white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."
black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."
by diddy kong September 19, 2009
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