de-pube's definitions

cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.

I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.

by de-pube October 2, 2021

Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.

Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

by de-pube November 1, 2021

cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

by de-pube July 1, 2022

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

fgt

Abbreviation for faggot. Used online on forums and social media websites such as YouTube. Profanity filters won’t pick it up so your comment does not get deleted.

Op is a fgt.
Dude, you’re such a fgt.
Homophobia is not a crime. You fgt.

by de-pube June 19, 2021

carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021