dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube December 01, 2022

WOOFTER

A poofter who fucks dogs.

You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.

by de-pube August 05, 2020

Cocksucker

Someone who sucks cock.

Can be used as an insult or a compliment.

Don't be a cocksucker!
Look at that cocksucker!
She's a great cocksucker.
Fuck you you fucking COCKSUCKER!!
Aaa-ai-ai-ai, cocksuckers never eat hair pie.

by de-pube February 10, 2021

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 06, 2021

DUNG XIAO PING

Dung Xiao Ping. A Chinese leader whose name sounded like a ricochet. Or a piece if shit.

"Hey Dung Xiao Ping, meet my mate Jack. "
Jake: "Fuck off Dung, your name sounds like shit."

by de-pube November 18, 2020

you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.

Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!

by de-pube March 31, 2023

muzzles

Any type of masks worn during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Don't you know that masks are the new muzzles?

by de-pube July 18, 2021