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Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.
You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!
by de-pube August 6, 2021
mugGet the Slimy little weaselmug.

bareback

I fucked Michelle so hard last night I bust the condom. She didn't notice so I finished her bareback.
by de-pube March 5, 2022
mugGet the barebackmug.

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
mugGet the suck my dick you faggot!mug.

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
mugGet the jizz blastermug.

You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.
Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
by de-pube November 30, 2021
mugGet the You are a poofter!mug.

finger penga

The act of sticking your finger up the arse of a stuffed penguin toy.
by de-pube July 22, 2021
mugGet the finger pengamug.

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
mugGet the the cheese off my cockmug.

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