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Gay panic defense

A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.
Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.
What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?
by de-pube April 10, 2022
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cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 2, 2021
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cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.
I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.
by de-pube July 1, 2022
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You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.
Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.
by de-pube November 30, 2021
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Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.
Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.
by de-pube November 1, 2021
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there's no need to act the faggot

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.
Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.
by de-pube September 20, 2022
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