jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 02, 2023

fgt

Abbreviation for faggot. Used online on forums and social media websites such as YouTube. Profanity filters won’t pick it up so your comment does not get deleted.

Op is a fgt.
Dude, you’re such a fgt.
Homophobia is not a crime. You fgt.

by de-pube June 19, 2021

FUCKING FAGGOT.

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.

1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.

by de-pube September 09, 2023

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 05, 2020

lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022