de-pube's definitions

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 6, 2021

dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.

What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?

by de-pube April 10, 2022

massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

bust you up

To physically attack someone, as with punches and other blows, such that they suffer significant injury.

Back the fuck up nigga or I'll bust you up!

by de-pube August 12, 2021