de-pube's definitions

bareback

Sex without a condom.

I fucked Michelle so hard last night I bust the condom. She didn't notice so I finished her bareback.

by de-pube March 5, 2022

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 6, 2021

Don’t suck cock

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

by de-pube January 26, 2023

the three piece feed

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.

I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.

by de-pube August 19, 2024

dirty flip flops faggot

A gay homosexual who wears flip flip flops.

What's with those flip flops you dirty flip flops faggot? You wear those when you jerk off or something?

by de-pube April 10, 2022