258 definitions by daniel

Confruzed

To be frustrated and confused at the same time.

I'm all confruzed

by daniel September 19, 2003

five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

by daniel September 9, 2003

Gorf

1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.

Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing

1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"

by daniel November 15, 2004

sheist/ sheisty

Sparing or scant in giving or spending; stingy.

Let me have a Skittle, you sheisty bitch.

by daniel March 26, 2002

oc

OC: abbreviation for Orange County, California.

We're off to OC tomorrow to have fun at Disneyland.

by daniel September 8, 2003

BJ

he is a guy who goes to shit school and gets raped up the ass by sarah aka BONEY ASS MAN and also has acne

bj you look really fat today how u going

by daniel April 5, 2005

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 27, 2004