Rules 29 & 30

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all. Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents. Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet. Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.

EXAMPLE 1-- normal teenager: r u a girl or guy? girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3 normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30 EXAMPLE 2-- strange man: So you're 7, eh? little boy(not): yes, why? strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime?? little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you. strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.

by da tr00f June 20, 2009

Make me a sandwich

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND* Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS? Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

by da tr00f July 28, 2009

fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives. A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.

2 girls 1 cup viruses torture bestiality hXc internet porn watching the polar express 50+ times seeing fat people have sex seeing your grandparents have sex seeing any old people have sex seeing your parents have sex seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest) watching somebody commit suicide using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..) rape stories watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11) watching animal cruelty videos 4chan omegle putrid sex object 2 guys 1 horse holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..

by da tr00f July 24, 2009