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outstupid

A bigger dummy than your dummy friend.

Max: Thanks for picking me up after I got another DWI last night.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.

by cut the cards January 20, 2023

twin barrels

Somebody with huge nostrils

Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.

Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.

by cut the cards January 23, 2023

parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

anhowsyerbush

Asking a girl how their beer is.

Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?

Mabel: Oh, just fine.

Harvey: Sounds good to me.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

fag out

To bother a heterosexual about becoming a fag.

Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.

Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?

Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023