Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 06, 2022
Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.
Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.
by cut the cards January 23, 2023
Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 05, 2023
Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 08, 2023
Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 14, 2023
Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.
Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?
Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.
Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?
Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.
by cut the cards February 09, 2023