cut the cards's definitions
Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
by cut the cards December 27, 2022
Get the slackerdrivemug. Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 7, 2023
Get the silver stinkermug. Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
Get the reeking around the Christmas treemug. after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Get the bend for a friendmug. Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 5, 2022
Get the you know whomug. Greg: I gave my girlfriend the card trick when she fell asleep last night. She was mad, it woke her up out of a dead sleep when I waved it under her nose. She deserved it though.
by cut the cards August 3, 2022
Get the card trickmug. Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 9, 2023
Get the short busmug.