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mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.
Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
by cut the cards August 8, 2022
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you know who

Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.

Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 5, 2022
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bend for a friend

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
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take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.
Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
by cut the cards November 26, 2022
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take your breath away

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.
Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
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convertible

That one guy with a toupee everyone knows is a toupee but thinks no one else knows
Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.

Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?

Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
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hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
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