cut the cards's definitions

silver stinker

Someone you met at silver sneakers workout class.

Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.

Carl: How was it ?

Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.

Carl: How did that go ?

Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.

by cut the cards January 7, 2023

mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

Lume ass

That new deodorant for the little lady.

Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.

Phil: What you sayin ?

Rhonda: Feelin frisky.

Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?

by cut the cards January 13, 2023

anhowsyerbush

Asking a girl how their beer is.

Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?

Mabel: Oh, just fine.

Harvey: Sounds good to me.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

bend for a friend

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

by cut the cards November 24, 2022

twin barrels

Somebody with huge nostrils

Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.

Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.

by cut the cards January 23, 2023