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Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 13, 2023
Get the Lume assmug. Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ringmug. Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Get the parachutemug. by cut the cards March 26, 2023
Get the jiffy popmug. Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
Get the landing padmug. Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023
Get the boworkermug. Max: Thanks for picking me up after I got another DWI last night.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
Harvey: That's OK I guess, I got one one too once I showed up in the car to pick you up.
Max: I guess you outstupid me this time.
by cut the cards January 20, 2023
Get the outstupidmug.