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Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

jiffy pop

Ilhan Omars turban

Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.

Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.

by cut the cards March 26, 2023

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

convertible

That one guy with a toupee everyone knows is a toupee but thinks no one else knows

Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.

Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?

Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.

by cut the cards March 8, 2023

take your breath away

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.

Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.

by cut the cards February 23, 2023

fag out

To bother a heterosexual about becoming a fag.

Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.

Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?

Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023