Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 08, 2023
Get the convertiblemug. Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
by cut the cards December 31, 2022
Get the chirpmug. Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 07, 2023
Get the silver stinkermug. Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Get the parachutemug. Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
Get the reeking around the Christmas treemug. Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023
Get the boworkermug. Roger: See that gal across the room ?
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
Get the take your breath awaymug.