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take your breath away

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.
Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
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mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.
Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
by cut the cards August 8, 2022
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boworker

A coworker with BO every day.
Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.

Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.

Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.

Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023
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take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.
Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
by cut the cards November 26, 2022
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fag out

To bother a heterosexual about becoming a fag.
Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.

Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?

Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.
by cut the cards February 9, 2023
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trick bag

Something you have to do but hate.
Roger: Want to hang out Saturday, I know a couple good lookers that will be at the bar.

Harv: No. I'm busy.

Roger: What ?
Harv: I'm in the trick bag, my stepmom's uncles sisters brother birthday party man.

Roger: You mean those real boring relatives of yours ?
Harv: Yes, that would be them.
by cut the cards January 1, 2023
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short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC
Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.
by cut the cards February 9, 2023
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