Definitions by currentlypullingawickedone

Car is bad 

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

Car is bad by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

Criminally Thicc by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

Basil Banger 

Somebody who is highly attracted to basil. They see basil as a wonderful romantic partner that is superior to any human. Many basil bangers even go on to marry basil.

“Wow, did you see all that basil in his pocket? He has to be a basil banger.”

Basil Banger by currentlypullingawickedone June 7, 2021

Pull a wicked one 

To defecate, usually in large amounts.

“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”

Pull a wicked one by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Pull a wicked one 

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

Pull a wicked one by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021