12 definitions by currentlypullingawickedone

Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.

“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 7, 2021

Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 7, 2021

Pull a wicked one

To defecate, usually in large amounts.

“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021