currentlypullingawickedone's definitions

Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.

“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Krission

A beautiful noun that articulates the act of Krissing someone or being Krissed. The lovely verb “Kris” means to essentially Rickroll someone, but with a video of Kris Jenner dancing.

Synonyms: unknown
Antonyms: de-Krission

“The delicate art of Krission is difficult to perfect.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 7, 2022

Nancy

Someone who rules over the entire world. People may not realize it, but she’s the ultimate overlord and has the power to terminate anyone at any time. Be cautious around Nancy; you can’t even begin to comprehend what she’s capable of. She can be incredibly kind, but she can also revoke your livelihood in just one nanosecond. Make sure to be on her good side; her bad side is pretty fatal.

Person A: “Wow! Who’s that overlordly being in the vegetarian aisle?”
Person B: “Oh, that’s just Nancy. She’s not that great.”
Nancy: *eyes flash with anger and begin to shoot lasers at Person B*
Person A: “Whoa, my friend just got terminated by Nancy!”

by currentlypullingawickedone October 22, 2022

Minoon

A Minoon is an incredibly attractive woman in her late twenties.

She is often tall, with an intimidating demeanor that people love.

“Woah! Did you see that Minoon over there?”
“I sure did! What a lovely Minoon!”
“I agree, what a lovely Minoon!”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 5, 2022