quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005

AC/DC

Their genre isn't fuckin disputed. they're the epitome of hard rock. they're definitely not punk (they don't even like punk), and they're not metal. it's mainly the media that calls them that

"AC/DC kicks ass, but they ain't fuckin metal"

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

P- Funk

shortened name for the 70's disco band Parliament-Funkadelic, who are known for having 9 members. The most famous member is one of their two bassists, Bootsy Collins

"In the 70's, everytime P- Funk came on at a party, a fight broke out somewhere"

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

teeny bopper

fuck, don't even get me started on these fucking faggots. i'll burst a blood vessel

i wanna punch a teeny bopper in the fucking face. especially that faggot jesse mccartney

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

bass

adds to the sound of a guitar, while a guitar makes a bass sound not-boring.

the lack of bass is probably the biggest reason the white stripes suck so much

by cream of sumyungay July 24, 2008

roman candle

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)

"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

by cream of sumyungay October 02, 2005

forty ounce

a forty ounce bottle/can of beer, usually malt liquor

"i just gave you the definition of forty ounce, you don't need a friggin example"

by cream of sumyungay October 02, 2005