cream of sumyungay's definitions

quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005

forty ounce

a forty ounce bottle/can of beer, usually malt liquor

"i just gave you the definition of forty ounce, you don't need a friggin example"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

roman candle

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)

"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

AC/DC

Their genre isn't fuckin disputed. they're the epitome of hard rock. they're definitely not punk (they don't even like punk), and they're not metal. it's mainly the media that calls them that

"AC/DC kicks ass, but they ain't fuckin metal"

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

M-80

a firecracker that kicks ass. until some dumbass kids blew their fingers off, now they're illegal. thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, dumbasses

m-80's are fun to blow up dog poo with

by cream of sumyungay September 26, 2005

zim

a really fucking gay cartoon that all the faggy-goth kids beat off to.

"the guy who made zim and all those other gay fucking goth comics can go fuck himself"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

bass

adds to the sound of a guitar, while a guitar makes a bass sound not-boring.

the lack of bass is probably the biggest reason the white stripes suck so much

by cream of sumyungay July 24, 2008