15 definitions by confused cajun man

We can do whatever we want now?

Yeah

We can do whatever we want now?

by confused cajun man February 4, 2021

Cast aside

Speak out.

Because you’re sick and tired.

Want to be recognized.

But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.

They lead you straight off the track.

You’ve had enough.

But the ambition is still pouring.

Even while the work is still boring.

Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.

Don’t sweat it if you’re cast aside.

by confused cajun man January 25, 2021

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

by confused cajun man February 4, 2021

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 4, 2021

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

I like talking to girls

I’ve never been one for guy talk.

I like talking to girls

by confused cajun man January 24, 2021

Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021