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by buddy retard June 6, 2020
Get the Femalemug. by buddy retard July 16, 2020
Get the PowerPoint Presentationmug. When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon
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Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever
Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
by buddy retard July 21, 2020
Get the I had a strokemug. by buddy retard July 3, 2020
Get the speedloadermug. Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
Get the strawmanmug. 
Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.
Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
Get the grugmug.