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future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.
1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.
by buddy retard February 3, 2023
mugGet the futuremug.

6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.
i 6 year old
by buddy retard July 15, 2020
mugGet the 6 year oldmug.

deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
mugGet the deermug.

Human

You

No edgy joke here
We are all humans
by buddy retard June 14, 2020
mugGet the Humanmug.

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.
Where the fuck is Waldo?
by buddy retard July 24, 2020
mugGet the Waldomug.

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
by buddy retard July 13, 2020
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
by buddy retard July 21, 2020
mugGet the I had a strokemug.

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