buddy retard's definitions

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

by buddy retard July 3, 2020

evil incarnate

People that shit in urinals

People that shit in urinals are evil incarnate

by buddy retard June 21, 2020

Female

off brand males

A: B, do you ever feel like females are just the awesome off brand version of males?
B: Nah bro.

by buddy retard June 6, 2020

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020