buddy retard's definitions

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.

i 6 year old

by buddy retard July 15, 2020

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

Revolution

Something done by stupid people who think they can match an apache attack helicopter

A: We are going to overthrow the goverment! The oppression ends now!
B: Dude! You cant just overthrow the goverment! What are we going to do when that thing collapses? No one stupid enough to join a revolution can rule a nation! And besides, what do you think a 50 ton steel caterpillar with an explosive cannon is going to do when it finds a bunch of untrained civilians shooting at it?

by buddy retard June 6, 2020