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future

1). What will become of the present and what will eventually be the past. Altough unlike the past, the future can be changed and to a much greater degree than the current.

2). Term for something new that might have incredible value and importance in the future.
1: I see myself getting into college in the future.

2: I believe thorium reactors are the future in power generation.
by buddy retard February 3, 2023
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6 year old

A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.
i 6 year old
by buddy retard July 15, 2020
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deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour
by buddy retard July 4, 2020
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uikobilokgoblagesgh

A word that means nothing except the total destruction of all sense of humor.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?
by buddy retard December 24, 2021
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third times the charm

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.
by buddy retard July 5, 2020
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White Knight

A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:

1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.

Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.

As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.

The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!

Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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10 year old

I am 10 years old, therefore i am a 10 year old.
by buddy retard June 22, 2020
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