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1)The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2)The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3)A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
2)The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3)A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.
by brittany January 19, 2004
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Get the Crapmuffins mug.extremly hott and amazing!!! in the bestest band in the whole world GREEN DAY he rocks my socks i love him sooo much !!!!!!
by brittany May 13, 2005
Get the Billie Joe Armstrong mug.Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany.
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Poem: "Safety First"
From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.
The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.
With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.
By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.
Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!
They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.
Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.
Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.
Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Okay...so after such a long poem...do you really need an example too to get the point....Strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!
by Brittany January 10, 2005
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Get the superduperluperwuper mug.1: saying commonly confused with "retard"
2: saying only a retard would say
3: german saying meaning, "HITLER WILL REIGN ONCE MORE"
4: wuttt awp doggie-doo de shizzle a'ight homey g-unit know what im sayin boi?
2: saying only a retard would say
3: german saying meaning, "HITLER WILL REIGN ONCE MORE"
4: wuttt awp doggie-doo de shizzle a'ight homey g-unit know what im sayin boi?
i was walking my dog when a man in a veterans costum said to me: "RIGHT THURR damn sonofabitch!" and proceeded to remove my lower extremities
by brittany March 12, 2004
Get the right thurr mug.-from the HSS branding series
-standing for hott straight and single
-HSS branding series created by brittany, who is also the creator of fabtawesome
-found in conjunction with other terms from the series
ie:
HST- hott straight taken
HSB- hott straight on a break
HGS- hott gay single
HGT- hott gay taken
HGB- hott gay on a break
USS- ugly striaght single
UST- ugly striaght taken
USB- ugly striaght on a break
UGS- ugly gay single
UGT- ugly gay taken
UGB- ugly gay on a break
HBS- hott bi single
HBT- hott bi taken
HBB- hott bi on a break
UBS- ugly bi single
UBT- ugly bi taken
UBB- ugly bi on a break
-standing for hott straight and single
-HSS branding series created by brittany, who is also the creator of fabtawesome
-found in conjunction with other terms from the series
ie:
HST- hott straight taken
HSB- hott straight on a break
HGS- hott gay single
HGT- hott gay taken
HGB- hott gay on a break
USS- ugly striaght single
UST- ugly striaght taken
USB- ugly striaght on a break
UGS- ugly gay single
UGT- ugly gay taken
UGB- ugly gay on a break
HBS- hott bi single
HBT- hott bi taken
HBB- hott bi on a break
UBS- ugly bi single
UBT- ugly bi taken
UBB- ugly bi on a break
by brittany January 8, 2005
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