black Flag's definitions

15 minutes

The period of time in the public spotlight that Andy Warhol believed eveyone was entitled to. See Warhol Moment

"Your 15 minutes starts now..."
(Marriane Faithful, from the 'Broken English' album)

by black flag June 26, 2004

Islamophobia

An irrational fear of the Islamic faith. Anything which promotes fear or hatred of Muslims, their culture and traditions

The war on terror is Islamophobia taken to the n'th degree.

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

duff

UK usage

1) Something that's flawed or faulty

2) To duff up, to assault, beat up etc

He sold me a duff DVD so I duffed him up.

by black flag May 31, 2004

karaoke

A painful form of 'entertainment' only to be attempted when very, very, very drunk. (see also tribute band)

Big John needs a good 8 pints before he is in the mood to murder Hotel California

by black flag June 2, 2004

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

First Bus

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

by black flag June 3, 2004

syd barrett

To loose the plot when under the influence of class A drugs. To become an 'acid casulty'. Term dervives from the the name of the original Pink Floyd front man who trgically dropped one tab to many.

'Yeah it was a shame about Big Jon, he did a syd barret two years ago and ended up in the loony bin.'

by black flag June 9, 2004