black Flag's definitions

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

by black flag May 31, 2004

Tate

An art gallery in London, now in two parts The Tate on the Embankment and The Tate Modern in a converted power station at Bankside.

I'm going down the Tate to soak up some culture.

by black flag May 31, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

piss

1) Pertanting to Urine can be either a noun or a verb.
2) Something that's easy to accomplish.

1) There's piss all over the floor. / I need to piss.
2) Can I do that? It's a peice of piss mate.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Cowboy

UK slang

A tradesperson, normally a builder, plumber, roofer etc who performs shoddy work at an inflated price.

I paid some cowboy to fix the leak, he charged me 300 quid and I've still got 6 inches of water in my kitchen.

by black flag June 2, 2004