Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.

Yeah. Baretta did that shit.

by bigtones January 18, 2005

crime mob

The crappiest rap group ever.

"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?

by bigtones April 06, 2005

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones June 25, 2007

September 11

The day that changed America forever.

Big-ups to evryone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11. My heart goes out to all of you.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

chick flick

A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!

by bigtones September 19, 2004