bigtones's definitions

R. kelly

The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.

"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"

by bigtones January 2, 2005

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006

dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

zac efron

The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musical and Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.

Zac Efron is destined for one of those VH1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.

by bigtones August 26, 2007

james bond

The only British person who actually sounds cool when he speaks.

You can't get much smoother than "The name's Bond. James Bond."

by bigtones September 26, 2004

Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).

1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!

by bigtones August 31, 2004

spot killer

Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.

Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!

by bigtones August 29, 2006