bigtones's definitions

the empire strikes back

The greatest sequel in film history.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet...

by bigtones September 11, 2004

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

crime mob

The crappiest rap group ever.

"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?

by bigtones April 5, 2005

mcenroe

A show that no one watches.

The only one i expect to read this definition is mcenroe himself. otherwise, i feel very sorry for u.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

metro-north

New York's subway for white people.

"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."

by bigtones June 1, 2006

San Andreas

The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.

The greatest game ever. Nuff said.

by bigtones January 1, 2005