bigtones's definitions

San Andreas

The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.

The greatest game ever. Nuff said.

by bigtones January 1, 2005

crime mob

The crappiest rap group ever.

"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"

-Need I say more?

by bigtones April 5, 2005

mcenroe

A show that no one watches.

The only one i expect to read this definition is mcenroe himself. otherwise, i feel very sorry for u.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

diet coke

A new form of the drug that is made for the weight-conscious crackhead.

All the fun of real coke, just without the horrible weight gain.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005

product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.

"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"

by bigtones December 26, 2008