bigtones's definitions

I-95

The superhighway that extends from Canada to the Florida Keys.

The 95 can get you anywhere on the East Coast.

by bigtones September 12, 2004

green day

A great rock band that gives a vital message to the American youth.

Shit, I just like them because they hate Bush.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

boston

The only place where it's normal to talk like this:

"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."

Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!

by bigtones August 21, 2005

grilled cheese virgin mary

Britney Spears' nickname in high school.

Or so says Joel McHale.

by bigtones June 13, 2005

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006