bigtones's definitions

Joe Biden

Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.

Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."

by bigtones January 16, 2009

bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.

Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.

by bigtones July 23, 2004

love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.

Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.

by bigtones July 27, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

by bigtones August 22, 2004

Mace Windu

1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).

1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!

by bigtones August 31, 2004

nerd

Guys who'll be running the country in the future.

Nerds are stronger than all others because after years of ridicule, they still come on top.

by bigtones October 15, 2006

i love the 80's

A VH1 pop culture show with washed up stars and complete nobodies talking about the 'good old days', when they were kinda famous.

Who the hell is Donal Logue and why is he making fun of Pee-Wee Herman??

by bigtones August 31, 2004