bigtones's definitions

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

star wars geek

The Star Wars fan who knows more about THAT galaxy than the one he lives in.

Only a Star Wars geek knows the hyperdrive classification of the T-65J Advanced X-Wing Starfighter.

by bigtones January 4, 2005

wonderbra

The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.

The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.

by bigtones July 12, 2007

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.

by bigtones March 26, 2005

Santana Claus

The guy who gives presents to all kids south of the border.

Merry Christmas, from one Mexican to another!!!

by bigtones December 8, 2004

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005