bigtones's definitions

karamo

The Real World's narrow-minded homosexual (the irony is thick, huh??) and the most annoying character in the history of reality television.

- "My daddy made me read, OK?! I read books, black books, mind you, and that turned me off to connecting with other races!!!"

-"I've been checked by cops in clubs 147 times, OK, man? It violates me! I am such a victim!! Boo-hoo-hoo!!"

-"Do you know how hard it is being black, and gay?? You guys don't know anyhting about struggle! I'm Karamo, man, and God has given everyone so much, and me so little!!"

What a loser...

by bigtones January 11, 2005

geek

There are certain signs to being a geek and not a nerd. You would be a geek if:

1. You have a "My other car is a Millenium Falcon" bumper sticker on your car.

2. You think your retainer resembles a Klingon Warship.

3. You can can tell what speed a computer is connecting just by the sound the modem makes.

4. You think your computer speaks to you in English.

5. You can write papers in Binary.

6. You use a VoiceModem headset when making calls.

7. Your idea of a house party is snacking on Rice Krispy Treats and watching Tron.

8. You've seen The Guyver.

9. You have the TIE Fighter ion cannon as your ringtone.

10. You call your bedroom the Fortress of Solitude.

11. If you are able to give ten identifying signs of a geek.

by bigtones July 10, 2005

chick flick

A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

My best friend's wedding, Mona Lisa Smile, Runaway Bride, The Wedding Planner, Maid in Manhattan, Josie and the pussycats, Mean girls, A cinderella story, Freaky Friday.... I could go on forever!

by bigtones September 19, 2004

War

America's new national pastime.

"War - Huh - Yeah! What is it good for - Absolutely nothing!"
-Edwin Starr.

by bigtones December 14, 2004

Rosie O'Donnell

She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

"::Growls hungrily:: I want some pie!!!! Let's go on a gay cruise!!!"
-Rosie O'Donnell

by bigtones June 11, 2006

leotardo

Verb: To be shot in the head beside an American-made car and then have said car run over your head. Made famous by Phil Leotardo's death on The Sopranos.

Phil Leotardo got killed in the most memorable way in the series finale.

by bigtones August 24, 2007

R. kelly

The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.

"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"

by bigtones January 2, 2005