87 definitions by bigtones
by bigtones December 15, 2004
by bigtones March 26, 2005
It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.
by bigtones January 21, 2005
An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones June 25, 2007
by bigtones January 13, 2005
Adjective; A way of describing anything that you would be willing to pay $4100 to do. Derived from former NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer's expensive hour with a hooker.
Guy 1:"Yo look at that bittie right there. She's pretty smokin. Think she's Spitzerfiable?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."
Guy 2: "Fuck no! She looks like a dude! No way I'd throw down 4 grand for her sloppy ass."
by bigtones March 13, 2008