bigtones's definitions

cul-de-sac

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

by bigtones March 11, 2005

Axis of Evil

George W. Bush's vendetta list.

It includes Iran, N. Korea, France, Germany, math, english, pretzels, Dick Cheney's heart, young voters, John Kerry, the cast from Queer Eye, Jon Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, the Dixie Chicks, Michael Moore... it never ends.

by bigtones November 2, 2004

Pro Bowl

Sorry, I don't watch it either.

The Pro Bowl takes place a week after the Super Bowl, and by then most of America's too tired of football to care, unfortunately.

by bigtones February 15, 2006

kevin federline

AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

by bigtones May 27, 2006

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

friday

Proof that a lot of shit happens between Thursday and Saturday.

"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
-Smokey

by bigtones April 6, 2005

The Village

An awful movie. A would-be horror flick that has a stupid twist and a rage-inducing ending.

M. Night Shymalan was on a roll until this. What a letdown.

by bigtones December 8, 2004