big d's definitions

marriage

synonym: becoming Celibate

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.

by Big D March 12, 2004

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

H6 Mafia

An elite group in Oldham County, Kentucky. They do want they want when they want with who they want.

H6 MAFIA "Legends in their own minds"
Don't mess with H6.

by Big D April 20, 2003

crater

A over abused and used vagina.

1. Whos Suzy? The bitch with the big crator in her pants.

by big d May 13, 2005

SRT-4

Fastest car you can buy for under $22,000. 0-60 in 5.6 seconds, does the 1/4 mile in high 13's. Simply an amazing car and loved by car reviewers world wide for it's smoking performance and low price.

1.)Yeah, Johnny Dickweed spent $35,000 on that 350Z and got smoked by Dustin in his bone stock SRT-4 at the track.

2.)Yo did you see that SRT-4 smoke those riced out Civics? He didn't even have any mods doen and ran a 13.8 at the track!!!

by Big D May 13, 2005

career student

a full time 25 year old art student who still lives in college dorms.

***** is lives in dorms with 18 and 19 year olds, he needs to get a job, can't hide from the real world forever.

by Big D May 2, 2004