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merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit
oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you
by Big D July 28, 2004
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rucker park

the tightest basketball court in america, come here if you want broken ankles or to get embaressed
by Big D August 11, 2003
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raspberry surprise

the act of recieving fallatio from a red headed individual who you believed to be female. when the red wig falls off in your hands you look like a baker holding a raspberry pie with a surprised look on his face.
The jarhead in the corner of the Bangkok bar is sad because he just recieved his first raspberry surprise.
by Big D January 29, 2004
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cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.
"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"
by Big D November 17, 2003
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Trinity

Christians believe that God is a trinity, consisting of Jesus, the Father, and the Holy Spirit. Supposedly these 3 together are God. Yet since they are not together, there is technically no one all powerful God. If God was perfect, he would not require three parts to acomplish what He wanted. A perfect God would be one God, and he will never show himself on this Earth for he is above such things. The Jews were too scared to eaven "HEAR" him because they feared they would die, and God said it was a good decision. Yet they claim Jesus is God or part of God, but while on earth he was 100% God and 100% man (adds up to 200% but Christians can't count). In reality, Jesus was just a man. The powers he had he said came from the Father. So in reality he was 100% man and 0% God. Yet most Christians will never agree to this, because the idea that God not being God even for a while is ridiculous. Yet it is the truth what they believe. Why else could Jesus ask the Father for help, say he did everying because of the Father's help.

On a side note, Jews do not believe Jesus was a prophet or God, but just a good man, even though they killed him. Muslims believe Jesus was just a prophet, and not God. They reject the idea of the Trinity. In fact the Holy Spirit in Islam is not part of God but it is Gabriel. Truly the Islamic view makes the most sense.
Christians believe God is a Trinity, but it makes no sense and no Christian can truly explain it. It is indeed polytheism.
by Big D September 4, 2005
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community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.
Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.
by Big D May 2, 2004
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jerk ass

someone who is stupid and inconsiderate towoards others
William Blue-Frick is a real ass clown because he likes to "schnoogle" with Chuy.
by Big D May 1, 2004
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