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wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever September 9, 2006