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boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006