11 definitions by best definitions ever

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

ebay

Great place to sell stolen stuff.

Ebay is a great black market.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006