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pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever September 9, 2006

ferrari

A car most people talk smack about, but can never afford.

- my Chevy can go 0-60 in 3 seconds!
- Yeah, but I drive a Ferrari

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006