14 definitions by benthere
office drones who at one time may have been men,but now think and act like women. these girls use all the office tricks of real women, fake friendliness, fake niceness,back stabbing,gossip,and rumor. good luck to a regular guy who steps on one of these bitches toes. instead of confronting the offender they smile while waiting for a chance to stick in a knife often the offender dosen't even know that he did something wrong. a chicks main weapons are rumor and gossip, she will say that someone did something implying that the someone is her target, but never really naming him. her target is in a can't win situation if he ignores the rumor then it's true,if he conforts the chick she denies it and the target is now a bully, and a brute. the only real hope the target has is someone higher up than the chick for his own reasons tells the chick to shut up or get bitch slapped.the chick will then denie any knowledge of the affair and knowing that she's being watched leave her victum alone for now.
i saw a bunch of chicks with dicks going to lunch at the center looked like a girls night out. jon was ok until i told him we couldn't do it his way i thought he would scratch my eyes out. bob was let go, too bad he was the only one who wasn't a chick with a dick. i turned down the job too many chicks with dicks in that place.
by benthere March 4, 2008
by benthere December 18, 2011
by benthere April 9, 2008
A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
by benthere March 9, 2008
Someone who puts an item on graigslist, and then doesn't respond to phone calls or emails. Someone who doesn't bother to remove a listing once the item is gone. Someone who should go back to ebay, and leave the rest of us alone.
I agreed to buy the speakers that graigsjerk wouldn't reply with time and place to pick them up. The listing is 3 days old is the bike fore sale or is the graigsjerk to lazy to kill it. Craigslist is getting worse than ebay, I blame the craigsjerks.
by benthere February 5, 2011
He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.
by benthere March 9, 2008
When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.
by benthere March 27, 2008