benthere's definitions

dogboy

A guy who pisses all over the toilet and doesnt flush.

This place stinks, I'm going to beat that dogboy.

by benthere April 9, 2008

a walk in the woods

When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.

How were your garage sales? They were a walk in the woods. I took a walk in the woods on the deal.

by benthere March 27, 2008

emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

by benthere March 9, 2008

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

by benthere March 11, 2008

ass-weasel

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008

email

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

by benthere December 20, 2011

stimulus

Spending money you don't have for stuff you don't need, that is not made in america, to protect american jobs. Except for the people who haul and sell the stuff how does buying imported goods produce jobs in america?

Support the stimulus workers in china need the jobs.The bankers have really damaged the economy the stimulus will probably kill it.

by benthere February 12, 2009