benormous's definitions

speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

by benormous September 22, 2005

ganstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, etc..

by benormous August 11, 2005

slap on the wrist

1)An unsevere punishment.

2)A warning.

1) Joe: Are you sure I should steal that car?
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.

by benormous May 4, 2006

jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

by benormous May 5, 2006

green bastard

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

by benormous April 30, 2006