15 definitions by bennycnz
Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
by bennycnz August 21, 2011
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
by bennycnz June 20, 2010
When you cut and paste something from a site and pretend it was your own. A form of Plagiarism where the wrong doer is the cunt.
Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.
Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website
Dude, Touche you got me cuntox
Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website
Dude, Touche you got me cuntox
by bennycnz August 21, 2011
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
by bennycnz April 2, 2010