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Short form for cum goggles, or specifically referring to dark thick rimmed glasses with large frames, such as those often worn by hipsters or blonde girls with large faces.
If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.
If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.
"Your shitty feminist ex had the biggest CGs, did you ever bust your load on them"
"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"
"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"
by balbir October 23, 2013
Get the CGmug. An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.
Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.
The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.
The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"
"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."
"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."
"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
by balbir December 7, 2011
Get the bump bumpmug. by balbir October 5, 2007
Get the shopmug. A derogatory term used for a 'dusty' guy, usually one lacking any wheels, or is just in general, someone who is very uncool.
This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
"Adrianna's dating a complete chalk, you can definitely outwheel him."
"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."
"Popped collar? What a chalk!
"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."
"Popped collar? What a chalk!
by balbir December 6, 2011
Get the chalkmug. by balbir October 3, 2007
Get the toughmug. by balbir October 5, 2007
Get the not boostmug. An adjective used to describe something unusually exceptional coming from one's own or another's pants.
by balbir January 17, 2008
Get the pantasticmug.