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Alright mate, there's probably some nasty ass definition for Gatorade, but here you go- A sports drink. It's a damn sports drink. Get used to it.

Like: You like Red, Grape, Orange, and the good flavors
Dislike: You like Cool Blue, Lemon-Lime, and all the flavors that are nasty as fuck
Gatorade tastes good, but some flavors taste like Dogshit
by an existant of this planet January 21, 2021
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If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
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