10 definitions by alex1010
1. A short form of the word "mangle", which means:
- To dominate (usually refers to a sport)
- To get piss drunk
2. An alternative pronunciation of the colloquial form of the word "man".
- To dominate (usually refers to a sport)
- To get piss drunk
2. An alternative pronunciation of the colloquial form of the word "man".
"WOW, the Habs just manged the Leafs ..."
"I got so manged last night, I don't remember anything".
"Yo, what up mang?"
"I got so manged last night, I don't remember anything".
"Yo, what up mang?"
by alex1010 April 23, 2009
by alex1010 April 16, 2009
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009