aaronak's definitions

attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.

Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."

by aaronak October 29, 2004

incoherent

(adj) not understandable, meaningless, nonsense

The following passage is incoherent.

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by aaronak November 4, 2004

the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

by aaronak November 5, 2004

schwa

The upside-down "e" symbol you always see in dictionary pronunciation guides. Pronounced "uh" or "ih".

A schwa looks like an upside down e

by aaronak November 5, 2004

pretendous

(adj) Ridiculously expensive

Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.

"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town

by aaronak November 7, 2004

coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

witch

A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).

"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004