2 definitions by Zypha The Creator
Jett’s Poem:
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him
by Zypha The Creator May 7, 2021
A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021