Zippy's definitions

fiddlesticks

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)

1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"

by zippy January 5, 2005

Southern Cross

Four stars that roughly form a cross. The stars are generally visible in the Southern Hempisphere.

The Southern Cross includes the closest star to Earth

by Zippy April 22, 2005

burberry

Clothing company owned by Argos-owning GUS.

(plaid is spelt p-l-a-i-d you numpties)

"Wow, no wonder GUS are trading high this year, they've tapped the market in Britain by selling townie twats burberry clothing and cheap, gaudy gold jewellery."

by Zippy November 1, 2003

Anticlimax

Ineffective end to anything that has suggested a climax.

"When I clicked on 'Anticlimax' I was expecting something smutty. It was a real anticlimax to find a sensible definition."

by zippy January 5, 2005

WONI

WONI can best be described as the two sweetest people in the world. They are meant to be as one. Walker and Toni are WONI. The one and only. #couplegoals

Did you see WONI at the prom? Yeah, like they lit the room up.

by Zippy January 7, 2017

zip.ca

online dvd rental company incapable of using proper grammar in email subjects.

yo, i rented a dvd from zip.ca. it should be here in like 3 weeks.

by zippy October 1, 2004

Dizzy

a 1337 Counter-strike player who will own heaton at CPL

dizzy is so 1337

by zippy July 23, 2003