Zero's definitions

TBH

The Black Hand

TBH is rox.

by Zero December 1, 2003

fnv

prei in de vuilniszak

by zero September 2, 2003

simply

adv.
1. In a way that eschews completely the presence of complicated, complex or otherwise Byzantine factors. "It was done simply."
2. This definition only occurs when the adverb applies to the passive verb 'is'. It appears to be a simple emphasis, most likely uttered whilst sipping tea and/or being a ponce. "That is simply awful."

noun
1. Token non sequitur definition.

by Zero September 16, 2003

muddy river bridge

The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint

I just finished jogging and my muddy river bridge is all sweaty.

by Zero September 19, 2003

fuck me running

its a expression of disbelief or amazement.

guy: i caught my dad smoking reefer last night.
girl: well fuck me running!

by zero July 15, 2004

pervecy

Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.

Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.

by Zero July 28, 2004

benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

by Zero July 30, 2004