Definitions by Zero

ZEROmegster 

ZERO Megster is a well known and feared hacker of unmatched skill. His name is well known but hardly uttered because of the fear it strikes in people. He is also Cocreator and official head illusrtator of the famous comic company, Jim Comix Inc. He is also a skilled movie writer director and actor. He has a long history of martial arts experience and he has deadly slow hands. He has freed his mind from the system long ago and can now preform incrediable acrobatic stunts. He is also a very suave individual. Note: He is skilled with a sword, confront him with caution. He should be considered armed and dangerous.

ZEROmegster is a sexy man.


you know it too...

ZEROmegster by ZERO November 3, 2004

tunnelman 

Title given to the funniest man alive. OUtrageous and random. You all know a tunnelman, but there is only one Tunneleman!

Tunnelman is the shiznit.

tunnelman by Zero October 22, 2004

Maesce

Crazy Asian Poster that says "KeKe"

Your a crazy Maesce, I hate you. LOL j/k

Maesce by ZERO October 6, 2004

rondey kinging 

to beat the shit out of someone

I'm going to rodney king your ass

rondey kinging by zero September 29, 2004

freeway

Famous rapper that lives in Barret Run, the development across the road from me.

"Dude, Freeway lives in Barret Run... why would a rapper live in a beat townhouse? You tell me"

freeway by Zero August 8, 2004

benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

benerism by Zero July 30, 2004

pervecy 

Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.

Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.

pervecy by Zero July 28, 2004