22 definitions by Zach the internet guy

1. The average white male that is usually normal
2. The thing that everybody blames for every little thing that happens

Straight White Men aren't bad in general only some of them are, but not all.
Twitter and Buzzfeed: Straight White Men suck!1
Tumblr: I like certain Straight White Man and others that do bad things!1!
YouTube: everyone either sucks or is good I don't know.
by Zach the internet guy December 13, 2022
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The act of ejaculation which would release endorphins, commonly acted out by males.
It could also be slang for male testicles.
1. I nutted while sleeping, it's about time I hit puberty.
2. Ow! Why did you kick my nuts?
by Zach the internet guy November 19, 2022
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Weird and gorey DOOM wad.
Most of the gameplay is collecting keycards since there are no monsters to defeat.
When you die, pictures of dead dogs and humans, also, a mutilated penis will show-up.
The wad isn't illegal but in my opinion, it should.
Don't play 7869.wad, it'll traumatize you.
by Zach the internet guy February 22, 2023
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1. The greatest place in the world.
2. A femboy with their breasts slightly popping out.
Scenario 1: Hey wanna go to Femboy Hooters?
Scenario 2: Damn, look at his femboy hooters.
by Zach the internet guy January 8, 2023
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1. Literally a man's genitals or a strap-on dildo.
2. A rude dumbass.
3. A name.
4. A Store for sports.
Me: Dick is my favorite type of sausage.
You (Probably): Same bro.
by Zach the internet guy December 30, 2022
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1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach the internet guy December 28, 2022
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The best industrial band and is also, a drug against war.

It means No Pity For The Majority, the acronym is in German.
"KMFDM is a drug against war!"
by Zach the internet guy December 13, 2022
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