Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

5781

The Hebrew year number for this year (2021). It is the 5,781st year since the creation of the world.

Random dude: Hey, when did you post this?
Me: I posted it on May 7th, 5781.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

00:02

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

seventies

Also written as: ’70s

(informal) the Unix Epoch.

Somehow the clock on my iPod got reset to the seventies.

by Yamato Yamamoto June 23, 2022

5783

A Hebrew calendar year, starting on September 26, 2022, and ending with nightfall on September 15, 2023. It falls right in between two embolismic (13-month) years, 5782 and 5784.

- Hey, what year is this again?
- We are currently in the year 5783.
- Thank you

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

5782

A Hebrew calendar year, corresponding to 2022. It starts on September 7, 2021, and ends at nightfall on September 25, 2022.

- Hey, when did you post this?
- I posted it in 5782. (which is a lie I actually posted it in 5781)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 17, 2023