Dad: And that’s why you should always look in the last place first.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
Son: Dad, that joke is from nineteen-oh-never.
by Yamato Yamamoto November 05, 2023

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.
Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

In the U.S. and Canada, Daylight Saving Time 2023 starts on March 12 and ends on November 5. In Europe, it starts on March 27 and ends on October 30.
by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

A Hebrew calendar year, having 13 months, corresponding to 2024. It starts on September 16, 2023, and ends at nightfall on October 2, 2024.
5784 was the favorite year of my life; it had an extra Adar and a leap day in the Gregorian calendar.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

A month of the Hebrew calendar, having 30 days, counted as month number 7. It is the first month of the Hebrew year. It runs from September to October. It follows Elul and precedes Cheshvan.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021
