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A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.
Synonym: seventies
Related term: Unix Time
Synonym: seventies
Related term: Unix Time
by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022
Get the Unix Epochmug. At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021
Get the 12:00 UTCmug. The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.
Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022
Get the 22:45mug. Pronunciation: five-seven-two-six-NO
1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.
Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.
Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.
1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.
Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.
Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.
George: 5726-NOOO!!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto June 13, 2022
Get the 5726-NOOO!mug. A Hebrew calendar month, following Shevat and preceding Nisan. In common years, Adar has 29 days. In embolismic years, Adar is counted twice, with Adar I having 30 days and Adar II having 29 days.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021
Get the Adarmug. A month of the Hebrew calendar, having 30 days, counted as month number 7. It is the first month of the Hebrew year. It runs from September to October. It follows Elul and precedes Cheshvan.
by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021
Get the Tishrimug. In the U.S. and Canada, Daylight Saving Time 2023 starts on March 12 and ends on November 5. In Europe, it starts on March 27 and ends on October 30.
by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022
Get the 2023mug.