Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

Unix Epoch

A point in history, specifically midnight UTC on January 1, 1970. Used as the starting point for Unix Time.

Synonym: seventies

Related term: Unix Time

Last night the clock on my computer got reset to the Unix Epoch.

by Yamato Yamamoto June 27, 2022

00:02

Also known as: 12:02 AM

The time of day in between 00:01 and 00:03.

- Hey, do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yeah, it’s 00:02.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

Driving at 90

A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.

I’m on my way / driving at 90 (MPH) down those country lanes / singing to Tiny Dancer

by Yamato Yamamoto April 19, 2023

5781

The Hebrew year number for this year (2021). It is the 5,781st year since the creation of the world.

Random dude: Hey, when did you post this?
Me: I posted it on May 7th, 5781.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

W, X, Y, and Z

Also: WXYZ

The slowest part of the alphabet, comprising the last four letters.

Antonym: LMNOP

Q, R, S, T, U, V / W, X, Y, and Z
Now I know my ABCs / next time, won’t you sing with me?

by Yamato Yamamoto February 20, 2023

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

Louis Vuittoner

A person who owns or is wearing clothing bought at a Louis Vuitton store.

Louis Vuittoners are always beautiful.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 11, 2023