Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

Driving at 90

A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.

I’m on my way / driving at 90 (MPH) down those country lanes / singing to Tiny Dancer

by Yamato Yamamoto April 19, 2023

5781

The Hebrew year number for this year (2021). It is the 5,781st year since the creation of the world.

Random dude: Hey, when did you post this?
Me: I posted it on May 7th, 5781.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 7, 2021

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

12:00 UTC

The time at which Greenwich is facing right towards the sun.

UTC = Coordinated Universal Time

At 12:00 UTC, the sun is directly facing Greenwich. It is 1 PM (sometimes 2 PM) in France, 9 PM in Tokyo, and 4 AM (sometimes 5 AM) in California.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

W, X, Y, and Z

Also: WXYZ

The slowest part of the alphabet, comprising the last four letters.

Antonym: LMNOP

Q, R, S, T, U, V / W, X, Y, and Z
Now I know my ABCs / next time, won’t you sing with me?

by Yamato Yamamoto February 20, 2023