Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

Tevet

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month number 10. It runs from December to January. It follows Kislev and is followed by Shevat.

I was born in Tevet. (which is not actually true.)

by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021

Shevat

A Hebrew calendar month, having 30 days. It follows Tevet and precedes Adar. It is counted as month number 11. Here are its Gregorian conversions:

1 Shevat 5781 = 14 January 2021
1 Shevat 5782 = 3 January 2022
1 Shevat 5783 = 23 January 2023
1 Shevat 5784 = 11 January 2024
1 Shevat 5785 = 30 January 2025
1 Shevat 5786 = 19 January 2026
1 Shevat 5787 = 9 January 2027
1 Shevat 5788 = 29 January 2028
1 Shevat 5789 = 17 January 2029
1 Shevat 5790 = 5 January 2030

- Wait a minute… How many days are in Shevat again?

- Let’s see… There are 30. Remember this rhyme:

Thirty days are in Sivan,
Shevat, Kislev, and dull Nisan;
All the rest have twenty-nine
Except for Av and Tishri fine.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 15, 2021

23:58

Also known as: 11:58 PM

A time of day in between 23:57 and 23:59.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 23:58. Time to get to bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

STF

(verb)

1. to tell (someone) to shut the f**k up.

Person 1: STFU!
Person 2: Don’t you dare STF me, idiot! STF YOU!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto February 18, 2022

W, X, Y, and Z

Also: WXYZ

The slowest part of the alphabet, comprising the last four letters.

Antonym: LMNOP

Q, R, S, T, U, V / W, X, Y, and Z
Now I know my ABCs / next time, won’t you sing with me?

by Yamato Yamamoto February 20, 2023

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

11:43

The 703rd minute after midnight and the seventeenth before noon, the time right between 11:42 and 11:44.

Today I stayed in bed until 11:43.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022