Yamato Yamamoto's definitions

23:58

Also known as: 11:58 PM

A time of day in between 23:57 and 23:59.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 23:58. Time to get to bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

23:15

The 675th minute after noon and the forty-fifth before midnight; the time between 23:14 and 23:16.

- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Yes, it’s 23:15. Time for you to get in bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022

00:00

Also written as: 12:00 AM

The time of day in between 23:59 and 00:01. Midnight.

I go to bed at 00:00 every night.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 20, 2021

00:01

Also known as: 12:01 A.M., zero hundred one hours.

The time of day, after 00:00 and before 00:02.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 00:01 (zero hundred one hours).

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Nisan

A Hebrew calendar month, counted as month 1, though it is actually the seventh (and sometimes eighth) month of the calendar year. It has 30 days, follows Adar and precedes Sivan.

Passover is celebrated on 15 Nisan every year.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 17, 2021

5726-NOOO!

Pronunciation: five-seven-two-six-NO

1. Your reaction when your very expensive watch breaks, or especially, falls down from a bridge into the water.

Etymology: From the name of Reference 57260, the world’s most complicated watch. The watch was invented by Vacheron Constantin, a watch and clock manufacturer founded in 1755.

Usage notes: The letter "O" may be repeated any number of times.

George: 5726-NOOO!!!!
Amelia: What’s wrong?
George: Are you blind?!?! My precious, $1,000,000 watch just fell into the river!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto June 13, 2022

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021