3 definitions by XLedge
1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.
2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.
2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.
Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!
LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.
Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!
LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.
Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!
by XLedge June 7, 2016
An amalgamation of the words 'brexit' and 'remain' or 'bremain'.
1. (As a general term): When the vote of the majority ends up being ignored, because political outcomes seldom have anything to do with democracy.
2. (More specifically): What occurred following an EU membership referendum of the UK population held on 23rd June 2016. The majority voted for Britain to exit 'brexit' its membership of the European Union, but the actual outcome finally decided upon by politicians with notoriously scant regard for democracy was that Britain remained or 'bremained' as a member of the European Union.
The aftermath of the event was symbolised by approximately half the UK's population being indiscriminately branded as 'racist' by the readership of the Guardian newspaper, and the largest, longest simultaneous whine in recorded history, chalked up by Britons who favour having more government interference in their lives rather than less of it. This whine continued until it became obvious that brexit would never happen, hence a 'brexain' is what they got.
1. (As a general term): When the vote of the majority ends up being ignored, because political outcomes seldom have anything to do with democracy.
2. (More specifically): What occurred following an EU membership referendum of the UK population held on 23rd June 2016. The majority voted for Britain to exit 'brexit' its membership of the European Union, but the actual outcome finally decided upon by politicians with notoriously scant regard for democracy was that Britain remained or 'bremained' as a member of the European Union.
The aftermath of the event was symbolised by approximately half the UK's population being indiscriminately branded as 'racist' by the readership of the Guardian newspaper, and the largest, longest simultaneous whine in recorded history, chalked up by Britons who favour having more government interference in their lives rather than less of it. This whine continued until it became obvious that brexit would never happen, hence a 'brexain' is what they got.
Casual observer #1: What was the vote of the majority in the UK's recent EU membership referendum? Brexit or Bremain?
Casual observer #2: Brexit. But the loudest whingers, as well as almost all the politicians, wanted the result to be 'Bremain'.
CO#1: Oh, well it's in the hands of the politicians now, so they're obviously gonna 'brexain', right?
CO#2: It really is so painfully obvious isn't it!
Casual observer #2: Brexit. But the loudest whingers, as well as almost all the politicians, wanted the result to be 'Bremain'.
CO#1: Oh, well it's in the hands of the politicians now, so they're obviously gonna 'brexain', right?
CO#2: It really is so painfully obvious isn't it!
by XLedge July 3, 2016
Goodliffe's Theorem predicts an inverse correlation between an individual's understanding of percentages, and the likelihood that they use the % button on a calculator.
Anyone with a thorough understanding of percentages is highly unlikely to use the % button on a calculator compared to someone with only a limited understanding of percentages.
Anyone with a thorough understanding of percentages is highly unlikely to use the % button on a calculator compared to someone with only a limited understanding of percentages.
Megan: Hey Phil, I'm trying to work out a percentage thingy, do you reckon Noel would show me how to use the % button on my calculator?
Phil: Are you cray cray?! Noel falls towards the extreme right of the Goodliffe's Theorem Curve - he'd just laugh at your stupidity. Try asking Matt.
Phil: Are you cray cray?! Noel falls towards the extreme right of the Goodliffe's Theorem Curve - he'd just laugh at your stupidity. Try asking Matt.
by XLedge June 8, 2016