Wise Man's definitions

Mooie

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc

Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

KFC

Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.

They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

waster

An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader

That applicant was a f**king waster!!!

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

stack

to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage

Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time

by Wise Man July 15, 2003