Wise Man's definitions

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Bar

Section of a pub/restaurant where drinks both alcoholic and soft can be purchased

I'm thirsty, i'm off to the bar

by Wise Man July 17, 2003