Wise Man's definitions

Hoodyanikabolokov

A Russian with three testicles.

Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?

by Wise Man November 18, 2003

stack

to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage

Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Bar

Section of a pub/restaurant where drinks both alcoholic and soft can be purchased

I'm thirsty, i'm off to the bar

by Wise Man July 17, 2003

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003