1 definition by Wildlife Watcher 97.4
Applies to a variety of unattractive people who may commonly be seen in Walmart, trashy gas stations, dollar stores, cheap bars, and pretty much anywhere else.
Characteristics of Wildlife include but are not limited to: Mullets, lack of teeth, excess hair in locations that hair should not grow from, exceptionally greasy hair, multiple chins, open mouths (due to the heavy breathing required after strenuous exercise, such as walking several yards on flat ground), camoflage clothing, and paraphernalia relating to NASCAR.
Characteristics of Wildlife include but are not limited to: Mullets, lack of teeth, excess hair in locations that hair should not grow from, exceptionally greasy hair, multiple chins, open mouths (due to the heavy breathing required after strenuous exercise, such as walking several yards on flat ground), camoflage clothing, and paraphernalia relating to NASCAR.
After discovering that there was nothing to do in Bumhole Alabama, we drove down to Walmart to watch the local Wildlife at play.
Joe: Man, what do you want to do?
Ed: Let's take this video camera to Walmart and make a nature documentary!
Joe: Capital idea!
Joe: Man, what do you want to do?
Ed: Let's take this video camera to Walmart and make a nature documentary!
Joe: Capital idea!
by Wildlife Watcher 97.4 December 28, 2011