Wesley Durrance's definitions

Blow Pop

A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.

Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

hindu

A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.

Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!

by Wesley Durrance September 16, 2005

wise-acre

Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.

Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.

by Wesley Durrance October 19, 2005