Wesley Durrance's definitions

Blow Pop

A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.

Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

commie

Anybody who has ideals that are similar to that of the communists.

Beaver: Gee wally, that Eddie sure is a commie douche-bag.
Wally: Yeah, I guess you're right Beav.

by Wesley Durrance August 13, 2005

wise-acre

Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.

Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.

by Wesley Durrance October 19, 2005