Wesley Durrance's definitions
A classroom slideshow that educates you through fear. They all have the same narrator and use some kind named Billy as an example, something bad always happens to Billy.
Fifties slide show examples:
And thats why you should never talk to strangers. Because they all have knives. Isn't that right Billy? Billy wouldn't know. His mangled corpse is now being raped by a depraved psychopath, all because he talked to the local ice-cream man. BOO!
And thats why you should never talk to strangers. Because they all have knives. Isn't that right Billy? Billy wouldn't know. His mangled corpse is now being raped by a depraved psychopath, all because he talked to the local ice-cream man. BOO!
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005
Get the fifties slide showmug. A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.
Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
by Wesley Durrance September 16, 2005
Get the hindumug. Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.
Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.
by Wesley Durrance October 19, 2005
Get the wise-acremug.