Val's definitions

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

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n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

gimongous

Extremely large; gigantic and humongous; much larger than ginormous

The Grand Canyon is a gimongous hole.

by Val November 4, 2001

Las Vegas

A city in the middle of the desert, known for gambling, quickie weddings and intense heat. A city where you can get anything at any time of day or night. Native Las Vegans don't do well outside of the city, as they are used to having everything open 24/7.
A closed sign infuriates them.
Las Vegas is home to one of the west coast's biggest populations of meth users.

I lived in Las Vegas, until the meth lab in the apartment next door blew up and killed us all.

by Val November 4, 2004

lock and load

to make outor kick it in Marina's words...haha so LOCK AND LOAD!

Marina locks and loads with Joey allllll day!

by Val December 5, 2004