Twinkie Situation's definitions

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Complicism

A compliment with a critique tacked on a moment later.

You really know how to shoot amazing photos.

Of course, you only use the auto setting on your ridiculously high end digital camera.

Har har... I apologize for the complicism.

by Twinkie Situation November 23, 2018

Refroup

To regain your social standing after a major faux pax by do-gooding.

Give me space, I am refrouping after getting that third DUII. Gotta donate blood and feed the poor.

by Twinkie Situation October 23, 2018

Home-basing

Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.

Because that is a verb, people.

And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.

I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.

by Twinkie Situation July 4, 2021