11 definitions by Twinkie Situation

Maverick

Someone who won't engage emotionally, similar to Maverick in Top Gun after Goose dies.

I really care about him, but he's a Maverick and can't open up these days.

by Twinkie Situation November 10, 2018

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2018

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Home-basing

Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.

Because that is a verb, people.

And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.

I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.

by Twinkie Situation July 5, 2021

Manipucaring

The act of using manipulation to show care.

She had to resort to manipucaring for Steve. When he wouldn't make a doctor's appointment, she ignored him for a week.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Crungry

When you are cranky and hungry. A bit like hangry, yet more gentle.

I feel crungry.. And if I could just find that granola bar, I would be just fine.

by Twinkie Situation November 7, 2018

Hesitrigued

When you're quite interested in someone but they say something odd that causes you pause, you are hesitrigued.

René thought Bob was cute and funny even after he admitted he builds pottery wheels for his ex girlfriends. She felt hesitrigued.

by Twinkie Situation October 30, 2018