11 definitions by Twinkie Situation

Demotional Augmentation

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.

Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019

Refroup

To regain your social standing after a major faux pax by do-gooding.

Give me space, I am refrouping after getting that third DUII. Gotta donate blood and feed the poor.

by Twinkie Situation October 23, 2018

Maverick

Someone who won't engage emotionally, similar to Maverick in Top Gun after Goose dies.

I really care about him, but he's a Maverick and can't open up these days.

by Twinkie Situation November 10, 2018

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2018