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The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.
by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019
Get the red sky cartsmug. Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.
I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.
by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020
Get the Velocity Vapormug. When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.
The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."
by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020
Get the Shiv syndromemug. The tertiary nickname for the University of Oklahoma after OU and TardU. This place is basically a year-round hoe convention where all the fucking girls have a competition for who can get dicked down the most. Being a slut is very accepted here and is actually encouraged. These OU girls all have a minimum of atleast 15 bodies to their stank ass pussy and any girl who tells you otherwise is capping. If any of the boys at this school actually had a brain then they could probably become millionaires by just pimping out the girls here because they will fuck anyone and anything.
My Christian girlfriend recently started sending nudes to random dudes on snapchat and once I realized she was for the streets, I dumped her ass but the weird part is that she hasn't even moved to OU aka HoeU yet and she already acting like a hoe...the transformation already started.
by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
Get the HoeUmug. The living room of the avetards at The Ave. It has free access due to the avetard door being unlocked 24/7. When you first enter, you will see the dab rig on the avetard coffee table with a bunch of other junk. There is trash all over the place all the time and the avetard bathroom and avetard kitchen are also in sight.
I walked into the avetard living room and the place looked smelled like someone just dropped a bunch of turds all over the place, it looked like an absolute fuckshow in there because an avetard can't handle shit.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard living roommug. Something an avetard does after you ask him a basic ass question. You can ask him the most simple shit and he will not respond for like 15 mins and when you ask him again he'll be like "i was thinking" it's pretty obvious that this dude is dumb as shit and useless af.
Aye stutt didn't answer my question about when his birthday is and its been 30 mins....oh he's just thinking.
by TurnM3Up November 20, 2019
Get the thinkingmug. Lit strip club in Norman. This is the hotspot for an avetard when he gets horny after coming back from the bars at 3 am. Everyone gets turnt up whenever Deja Vu is mentioned but the biggest avetard: "Nick" will be a bitch and not wanna go and kill the vibe. Whenever this happens, froomie will just steal his car keys and everyone will just go in his car anyways.
Aye, we're going to the Deja Vu in "Nick's" car because froomie just stole his keys. We bouta get turnt and lick these strippers' pussies.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the Deja Vumug.