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Backwards

Title of the Red Dwarf TV series reverse pub fight.
\"This isnt a bar room brawl, its a bar room tidy... UN-RUMBLE!!!\"
by Triple J April 26, 2005
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Ickle People

1. A polite way of describing midgets.

2. Used while patting someone shorter than you on the head to guaratee loathing.
1. AAAH!! Look at all the ickle people.
by Triple J April 26, 2005
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Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.
by Triple J May 7, 2005
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shnee

Usually used when not sure of what to say.
...........?......shnee.....
by Triple J April 21, 2005
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Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.
Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.
by Triple J September 6, 2005
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Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!
Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!
by Triple J April 26, 2005
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Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.
Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?
by Triple J May 1, 2005
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