Triple J's definitions

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J September 6, 2005

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

ickle person

Anyone shorter than you.

...He has brown hair... He's three foot tall, so hes an ickle person... And his eyes are green...ect.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

guhufwyg

1. A cough and a sneeze at the same time...

2. Original name for a Wysiwyg untill they descovered its powers of deseption and imagary

1. Wait...wait...GUHUFWYG!!!*choke* *sniff*

by Triple J April 6, 2005

Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005

Summink

Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.

Djya fink yur ard or summink?

by Triple J May 1, 2005