Definitions by Triple J

amoeba 

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

amoeba by Triple J May 4, 2005

Crappatorium 

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

shit on a stick 

The most persuasive weapon ever created by anything ever, used to question Saddam Husan.

No one wants shit on their face.

shit on a stick by Triple J May 4, 2005

Summink 

Variant spelling of something, mostly used by chavs.

Djya fink yur ard or summink?

Summink by Triple J May 1, 2005

Djya

Used instead of "Do You" by chavs and thugs, or anyone thick enough.

Thug: What djya fink om my van?

Chav: What djya fink om my at?

Djya by Triple J May 1, 2005

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

IKEA by Triple J May 1, 2005

Death 

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

Death by Triple J May 1, 2005