Triple J's definitions

ickle person

Anyone shorter than you.

...He has brown hair... He's three foot tall, so hes an ickle person... And his eyes are green...ect.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.

Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005

Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J September 6, 2005

shnee

Usually used when not sure of what to say.

...........?......shnee.....

by Triple J April 21, 2005

Pike fish

Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.

The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.

by Triple J April 26, 2005