Triple J's definitions

Tardish

Another word for Retarded.

How do you confuse a dumb person...
I dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17...
...thats just tardish.

by Triple J October 8, 2005

Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Hwechk

A sound usually made by someone being strangled half way through a sentance.

...And then he said he was HWECHK!!!

by Triple J April 28, 2005

Little britan

The worst TV show ever, that disabled guy that says ya i know was only good in Shooting Stars.

I dont see the humour, its not funny its repetitive and boring.

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.

Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

amoeba

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

by Triple J May 4, 2005

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005