Definitions by TommyOkktane
To bad
An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."
LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.
To bad by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004
hungry
Guy1: I knew you said she had weight issues, but 250lbs.?!!
Guy2: What can I say? she's a pretty hungry girl.
Guy2: What can I say? she's a pretty hungry girl.
hungry by TommyOkktane January 23, 2004
stripper tits
(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.
(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.
(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.
(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.
(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.
(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!
stripper tits by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
Fauxlympics
(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.
Fauxlympics by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004
Jettasexual
(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.
(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.
(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Jettasexual by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004
preflop ejaculation
1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
preflop ejaculation by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004
airline food
(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references
Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
airline food by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003