out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2003

Reggie Roby

a gunter. One who "kicks the FUPA out the door."

Mark is the best Reggie Roby at school. He makes sure no fatties come through those doors.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2003

Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

pisdirection

The tendency for piss to shoot in random directions when going to the bathroom right after having sex.

After the last bout of sex,I had to sit down to take a piss out of fear of pisdirection.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2003

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 06, 2004

love Greek-Style

(n.) anal sex

After a dinner of lamb and tuna fish, Metaxa at the bar, and watching Zorba the Greek at the theatres, we went back to her place to make love Greek-Style

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2003

sole proprietorship

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003