TommyOkktane's definitions

hungry

(adj.) A politically correct way of calling a person fat.

Guy1: I knew you said she had weight issues, but 250lbs.?!!

Guy2: What can I say? she's a pretty hungry girl.

by TommyOkktane January 23, 2004

bangover

The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.

She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

To bad

An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."

LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.

by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004

foop warrior

A man who rocks the foop. A guy who hooks up with a chick that has a gunt.

Yo, Digga! Better hit that honey soon, so you can lose the title of Foop Warrior.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

pisdirection

The tendency for piss to shoot in random directions when going to the bathroom right after having sex.

After the last bout of sex,I had to sit down to take a piss out of fear of pisdirection.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004