Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

Flaming Asshole 

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

Flaming Asshole by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Broke Ass 

A redneck/ghetto term for a general loser; a failure at life.

Man, that kid Ben is such a broke ass.

Broke Ass by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Pentipenis 

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

Pentipenis by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

Sideburns 

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

Sideburns by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

slsk

The abbreviation for soulseek. Only used by 1337 hipsters.

DL pr0n 0n slsk, b01!!!!!11

slsk by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 11, 2003

penile cavity 

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

penile cavity by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

wastrel 

An utter waste of a person and a mind; human slurry.

That dweezle sure is a wastrel.

wastrel by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003