Definitions by Tom Ivens

talentless 

someone that can't do anything - but we don't stop them and start laughing at them when they srew up

your just a talentless git

talentless by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

choking the donkey 

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

choking the donkey by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

goldmember 

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"

goldmember by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Uranus

1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

Uranus by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

incontinent by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

explosive decompression 

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

explosive decompression by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

pumping the shotgun by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003