Tom Ivens's definitions

talentless

someone that can't do anything - but we don't stop them and start laughing at them when they srew up

your just a talentless git

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off

1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

goldmember

a crazy dutch bastard - who is obsessed with gold - lost his genitailia in a smelting acident - is peeling - and wants to flood the world

1. "i love GOLD!"
2. "can i paint his yohoo gold?"
3. "im peeling"

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

Uranus

1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003