Tim XYZ's definitions

anonymouse

A mouse that you haven't given a name to yet.

A: Here's my pet mouse.
B: Aww, cute. What's its name?
A: Dunno yet.
B: Ah, an anonymouse.

by Tim XYZ November 9, 2003

Make Your Mom Do It

Answer to any problem you may encounter in your journey through life.

A: Damn, I got a shitload of homework
B: Make your mom do it.

A: Can you please pick up after yourself?
B: Make your mom do it.

A: We have a shipment of anthrax that needs to be sent to Iraq by tomorrow.
B: Make your mom do it.

by Tim XYZ November 8, 2003

I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

by Tim XYZ November 2, 2003

retarded

Slow of mind, unintelligent, mentally distorted, confused, stupified, numb-in-the-head.

The retarded child ate my plastic spoon.

by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003

wet pussy

A cat soaked in water.

My pussy got wet in the rain! Gotta dry her fur!

by Tim XYZ October 26, 2003

PG

Parental Guidence - A recommendation for a movie which might be 'frightening' to people under the age of 15. 15? more like 6 or 5.

Censorship is crapola.

by Tim XYZ October 26, 2003

ghettopoly

A board game where, instead of buying property in London, you buy property in the ghetto areas of America. Some of the pieces you can use include a shopping trolley, a brick and a man with a knife.

Dang, boy! Let's play some ghettopoly, fo' sho'!

by Tim XYZ October 24, 2003