TheVoiceOfReason's definitions

Walk

In stand-up comedy lingo, "walk" means to drive out certain members of the audience through things like threatening glances, heckling remarks, etc.

I thought the guy in front row was going to ruin my set, so I walked him before he had a chance.

by TheVoiceOfReason August 7, 2007

silver tongue

A real expression that has nothing to do with sex and existed long before Metal Gear Solid, unlike the other definitions these idiots have put up.

Having a "silver tongue" refers to someone having exceptional skills with lingustics, most often referring to a powerful/influential speaker.

The army sergeant has a silver tongue; his men would march off a cliff if he commanded it.

by TheVoiceOfReason December 28, 2005

human

Self-absorbed animals in clothes.

Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005

Nirvana

Ultimate proof that appealing to teen angst and how being a martyr gives you insanely overrated musical talent and massive staying power. Nirvana was simply a decent grunge band, just like Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains, and no better, but because Kurt blew his head off now we have a group of massive posers that think by liking Nirvana that makes them connoisseurs of music.

Kurt Cobain himself said he didn't want Nirvana to become a band that every dipshit that thought that they liked "real" music enjoyed and had t-shirts and other shitty merchandise. His music actually criticized on SEVERAL occasions people like today that think too highly of Nirvana or take them too seriously. He sayed he wanted Nirvana to stay as a small, only at most a semi-popular band that only a few people true to the genre would actually enjoy. Now highschool punk fucks are raping the wishes of the very lead singer they tout so highly of.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005

president

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.

by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005

drugs

Things that are taken to help people deal with boring, suck-ass reality.

Drugs that are illegal got that way because they work.

by TheVoiceOfReason August 28, 2006

people

The most over-rated thing that has ever existed.

People like to think they're sooooo advanced and beyond animals because they have art, music, and technology when all the while not one of these things (or anything else they've created for that matter) will mean a thing after people die just like every other organism on the planet. The only thing that truly seperates people from any other animal is that they are aware of their own mortality, and if you ask me that's not really something to be proud of.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005