TheVoiceOfReason's definitions

Nirvana

Ultimate proof that appealing to teen angst and how being a martyr gives you insanely overrated musical talent and massive staying power. Nirvana was simply a decent grunge band, just like Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains, and no better, but because Kurt blew his head off now we have a group of massive posers that think by liking Nirvana that makes them connoisseurs of music.

Kurt Cobain himself said he didn't want Nirvana to become a band that every dipshit that thought that they liked "real" music enjoyed and had t-shirts and other shitty merchandise. His music actually criticized on SEVERAL occasions people like today that think too highly of Nirvana or take them too seriously. He sayed he wanted Nirvana to stay as a small, only at most a semi-popular band that only a few people true to the genre would actually enjoy. Now highschool punk fucks are raping the wishes of the very lead singer they tout so highly of.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005

swo

When one is particularly muscular. Stems from the fact when one is muscular one has a "SWOllen" look

That body builder is swo like a mother fucker.

by TheVoiceOfReason April 18, 2006

silver tongue

A real expression that has nothing to do with sex and existed long before Metal Gear Solid, unlike the other definitions these idiots have put up.

Having a "silver tongue" refers to someone having exceptional skills with lingustics, most often referring to a powerful/influential speaker.

The army sergeant has a silver tongue; his men would march off a cliff if he commanded it.

by TheVoiceOfReason December 28, 2005

drugs

Things that are taken to help people deal with boring, suck-ass reality.

Drugs that are illegal got that way because they work.

by TheVoiceOfReason August 28, 2006

Christian Bale

Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.

If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 15, 2008

people

The most over-rated thing that has ever existed.

People like to think they're sooooo advanced and beyond animals because they have art, music, and technology when all the while not one of these things (or anything else they've created for that matter) will mean a thing after people die just like every other organism on the planet. The only thing that truly seperates people from any other animal is that they are aware of their own mortality, and if you ask me that's not really something to be proud of.

by TheVoiceOfReason July 6, 2005

president

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.

by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005