TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Queeah

How people from Boston say “Queer”

Like my rainbow shoes?
“Ah sheddap ya feckin queeah!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

That’s my little monkey

A thing single moms say before showing someone who didn’t ask a picture of their child.

*waiting for meeting to start*
Fat Chick: That’s my little monkey *shows phone to co-worker*
Co-Worker: …

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021