TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God

“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Ect

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Winnipeg Cocktail

Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.

Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.

“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023