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If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Get the Dating Law #64 mug.Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the iHateTheWay mug.The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023
Get the Expresso mug.1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the Axe mug.A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
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People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.
Do you want to come to the park?
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Anxiety Disorder mug.A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.
Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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