TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Gawk Gawk 5000

The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.

How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Anime

Asian cartoons that almost every single female on dating apps likes to watch.

I love anime, sushi, and petting my dog.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 31, 2023

Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever

I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Winnipegging

When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped

Where’s Jen and Matt?

“Oh they’re Winnipegging”

Yikes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Tangwich

Originally from the fourth season of Married With Children, a tangwich is a slice of bread with butter on it coated in Tang drink crystals.

Ok, who wants a tangwich???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 3, 2021