TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Depression

A mental condition that a lot of millennials and (ESPECIALLY) Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with with no known cause despite the fact that they eat garbage food, refuse exercise, drink alcohol, use narcotics, remain indoors all day avoiding sunlight, get mad when they lose video games, and stay on their smartphone for 96% of their day instead of interacting with people and exercising like a regular human being. Basically it’s when these people live such a boring and depressing life that they make themselves believe that depression is their life instead of getting off their fat ass and changing it.

I have depression.
“What did your psychologist say would help? Like exercise or anything?”
Huh? Psychologist? I don’t have one of those, I just know I have it.

“Maybe start by putting down your smartphone for more than 4 seconds…and the Big Mac…and the other smartphone…and the X Box controller.”
NO I NEED THESE OMG YOU DOJT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Insomnia

A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.

I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.

“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.

“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023

Let’s gooooooo

What Gen Z white people or wannabe white people (or wypipo as they call them) say when they do a super minuscule task in life, which realistically doesn’t make any sense because if you’re referring to “go” as in “do the task”, you’ve already done it and aren’t going anywhere. Then again, what slang or lingo of Gen Z does make sense?

You got a C- on your test, Jamal
“ Let’s gooooooo!!!!”
? Go where?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

George Floyd

A black American drug addict who threatened a pregnant woman and overdosed followed by resisting arrest.

George Floyd is a criminal

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

R

A letter that people from Britain think is pronounced “uhh”

“Yes we Uhh here”
You mean we are here

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023