TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Backup Call

Used by people when they go on a first date that they think might be kinda sketchy. A Backup Call is performed by changing a friends name in your phone to someone of high importance (Babysitter, Manager, Son/Daughter, Brother/Sister, etc) and having said friend call you 30-60 minutes into a first date. If the date is going to shit, this can be used to make up an excuse to leave early. Just make sure you have a bullshit story to use so when they ask “what’s wrong?” you have a sentence or two that you can tell them.

You’re welcome, you lying bitch.

Curtis, are you busy Thursday night?
“No, what’s up man?”
I need a backup call at 7pm, do you mind?
“Not at all bro, I’d be happy to”
Thanks man

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Cyberbully

What grown adults who lose arguments on the internet say other people did to them to try to make them feel bad as if they’re 11 years old.

Good game, but I still won

STOP IT YOU CYBERBULLY!!!!

Dude aren’t you like 32 years old?

SHUT UP CYBERBULLY

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 8, 2022

George Floyd

A black American drug addict who threatened a pregnant woman and overdosed followed by resisting arrest.

George Floyd is a criminal

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Transvestite

A person who downvotes everything on UrbanDictionary and pretends to be the opposite gender because they can’t accept themselves for who they are.

Mom, dad, I think I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body

“Great, our daughter is a transvestite”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021