Bubbly

What any female who use a dating app describe themselves as because they think they’re fun to hang around. So much fun that they’ve been single their whole life.

I’d describe myself as fun and bubbly!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 13, 2023

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 03, 2023

Lol

A thing people say that means laugh out loud. Said usually when you’re totally not laughing at all and maybe just kind of smirked a little bit.

Lost my wallet at the bar last night lol.

“How is that funny?”
Huh? It’s not.

“But you said ‘lol’ “

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 08, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023

She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022

Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.

Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023