132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
What any female who use a dating app describe themselves as because they think they’re fun to hang around. So much fun that they’ve been single their whole life.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 14, 2023
Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 18, 2023
What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023