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Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

Anxiety

A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.

I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023

Pseudo

Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.

I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023

Like

What white girls say after every 3 or 4 words.

K so like I need to like go to Starbucks like right now like I’m so thirsty like for real

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Yassss queen

What white girls say to their friend on social media to pretend that the one extremely minor thing they accomplished makes them the equivalent to royalty.

“I only smoked meth 9 times this week!”
Yassss queen! You are so amazing and courageous!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 15, 2023

Bubbly

What any female who use a dating app describe themselves as because they think they’re fun to hang around. So much fun that they’ve been single their whole life.

I’d describe myself as fun and bubbly!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 13, 2023