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A sleep disorder that is represented by difficulties/an inability to fall asleep and/or stay asleep. Usually self-diagnosed by millennials and Gen Zs who stay on their smartphone all night and can’t wrap their head around the fact that exposure to blue light close to one’s hours of sleep will almost guarantee significant issues with sleep onset, sleep maintenance, and sleep initiation.
I can’t sleep, I have insomnia.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
“Have you tried staying off your iPad and computer before bed and maybe like, reading a book, talking with family, calling friends, anything like that?”
God no, I’m Gen Z, I am terrified of using phones and books for their actual purpose unless the book has a touch screen.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023
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Get the Words can not describe mug.What Gen Z white people or wannabe white people (or wypipo as they call them) say when they do a super minuscule task in life, which realistically doesn’t make any sense because if you’re referring to “go” as in “do the task”, you’ve already done it and aren’t going anywhere. Then again, what slang or lingo of Gen Z does make sense?
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Get the R mug.Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???
“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???
“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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