Winnipeg Cocktail

Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.
Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
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1. Busses that are early

2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time

4. Busses that go fast

5. Busses that go slow

6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee

7. Transit operators that use the bathroom

8. Transit operators in general

9. Winnipeg Transit

10. Rain

11. Snow

12. Wind

13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again

15. People who sit in seats

16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses

19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches

22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses

25. People

26. Transit operators again

27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too
What are the specific things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit?
“Oh let me tell you…”
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Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
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Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.
Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023
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Quiet Quitting

A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.

Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
I’m thinking about quiet quitting my job.

“That’s not quiet quitting, that’s just doing your job.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 09, 2022
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Polyamorous

A thing girls say they are to politely tell you that they sleep with someone different daily.

Also see: greasy hoe
I’m polyamorous.

“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 10, 2021
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Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.
I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
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